Tuesday, June 27, 2006

ORA VETS vs SCC

ok so we lost 2-0.

toyol lost his cool at us cos' we all heard slowmojoh describing a white trashy scc player as, well...just that... but little did he know that the white trashy player called slomo a chinese bastard and politely requested that slomo perform cunnilingus on his maternal parent... ("go lick your mother's pussy you chinese bastard").

that aside, we can all sympathise with slomo, but yah lah, we cannot condone his behaviour. i for one would not have taken things so lightly had i been in slomo's shoes. i'd probably have walked away and the next chance i'd have, put my stick into the white trashy fella's head or knee or somewhere that i think might cause him to do some thinking the next time he decides to whisper sweet nothings into my ear(i mean seriously man he didn't even buy me dinner first).

alright, i'm not saying we should resort to violence just cos some guy decides to rile us up by thrash talking and antics like that, what i'm saying is that there's always another way to get back other than resorting to primary school methods of calling each other names and then telling the ref:" he say me first!"... thrash talking is all part of the game... deal with it, but don't resort to it...

so the lesson here? just enjoy the game for what it is, a game. don't get hurt. so what if some stranger calls you names? you can insult his mother and ethnicity also what(like slomo did, well just the ethnicity part).... but do it more tactfully.. you still have to answer to the poor numerically challenged fellas(ORA VETs, i.e. us! you morons...), struggling against the other team...
that's more painful than toyol losing his cool....

TBK


ps. probably can't make july 1st game.. work commitments.. 1st of each month is stocktake day.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

hockey on cable!!!

Channel 23



06:00 am Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Netherlands Vs Pakistan
11:31 AM - 01:00 PM


12:00 pm Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Malaysia Vs India
01:00 PM - 02:29 PM

Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Netherlands Vs Argentina (Live)
03:00 PM - 04:30 PM

Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Pakistan Vs New Zealand (Live)
05:00 PM - 06:30 PM


06:00 pm No results for your search criteria.
12:00 am Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Korea Vs Australia
01:30 AM - 03:00 AM


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Wednesday, 21 June 2006

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Channel 23



06:00 am Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Netherlands Vs Argentina
11:31 AM - 01:00 PM


12:00 pm Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Pakistan Vs New Zealand
01:00 PM - 02:29 PM

Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : India Vs Korea (Live)
03:00 PM - 04:30 PM

Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Malaysia Vs Australia (Live)
05:00 PM - 06:30 PM


06:00 pm No results for your search criteria.
12:00 am Malaysian Field Hockey 15th Sultan Azlan Shah Cup : Malaysia Vs Australia
01:30 AM - 03:00 AM

Monday, June 19, 2006

The goal that was not to be

First off... we have drawn vs IA ... 2-2

We scored in 30 seconds .... with a fluidity of passing that was worthy of SRC.. starting with me taking on a defender and then passing to Ah Hood, who took a touch, passed to Pavi, who gave a defence splitting pass to me and I reversed to an unmarked Ah hood, who made no mistake from close range.. 1-0...

Second goal came from an Eng Siong Special.. who scored on our second short corner of the game...

1st Half and we were 2-0 up...

2nd half, I made some radical changes in the line up and RESTED TBK.. playing the promising Chen Munn instead... Alas, it was the most erroneous of tactical errors as the non communicative Chen Munn could not command the midfield as well as our inspirational captain.. allowing IA to score not on but TWO goals.. (accounts from the defenders will ahve you believe that the goals came off the attackers, but the refs were the same ones who didn't see the ball go out from our last game...)

I could have made amends after that ... with Ah Hood making a brilliant shot on goal which the IA keeper could only deflect .. right into my path ... But Alas... With the goal mouth yawning, I scoffed the shot wide right... spurning my chance to open the account book gloriously...

Sigh... I know I know.. I have done it again.. I'm still mourning my open shot...:(

TOYOL

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Kena whack in face. Am I too short??

Hello.

Why ah? Always kena bully by big tall indians. I mark them and the use stick whack me. I pissed leh. So someone teach me how to destroy their family jewels while maintaining my innocent look. *angelic smile*

Botak

Saturday, June 17, 2006

First Win 3-2 vs Police

ok this is what actually happened last game..

we were shit but the opponent was shitter(real word that?). we scored thru
pavi's fucked up shot which only crept in cos they had a fatty for a keeper,
but the lead lasted a whole what 15mins? before the decided to test us with a
bobbling bumbling through ball. as usual we're never fucking able to deal with
shit like that so they scored....

then a red mist came over our goalie, nic pathi tried to kick the living
daylights out of one hugeass bhayi( nic was roughly 1/2 the fella's size) and a
stroke was then unfairly given. they scored. cheating police fellas.

anyhoos, we got a short corner and up steps TBK to give police a taste of
their own medicine with a pussy push at goal disguised as a shot. the fatassed
keeper barely got down in time to deal with it but managed to deflect it wide,
or so they thought! gopi pulled the ball back from the out of bounds area and
swept it into the goal and the rightous ORA VETS celebrated!!!
yah lah police protested the goal, but the decision was made and the goal
stood!!!
equalised! suck balls police!

anyhoos, last goal dunno how pavi scored. so there. we won.

BY TBK